Common Sense University T-Shirt

Where Rational Thought Isn't Extinct

Introducing the official merchandise of Common Sense University (est. 2025) – the academic institution where logical thinking is still on the curriculum!

This distinguished gray t-shirt features our esteemed university mascot: Professor Velociraptor, a creature who, unlike many modern humans, understood that running from danger was simply common sense. Depicted in full academic regalia, our scholarly reptile cradles the ancient texts of reason and rationality while wearing the dignified expression of someone who would never touch a hot stove twice.

At Common Sense University, we offer groundbreaking courses such as:

• "Walking and Chewing Gum: A Simultaneous Approach"
• "Why Fire Burns: Empirical Evidence Through Touch"
• "Umbrellas: The Revolutionary Technology for Staying Dry in Rain"

Perfect for those rare individuals who understand that driving requires looking at the road, that bills don't pay themselves, and that actions have consequences. Wear this shirt to silently communicate "I probably wouldn't drink from a puddle" to everyone you meet.

Made from 100% cotton because, sensibly, we recognize that comfort matters. Available in "Practical Gray" – because flashy colors attract predators, and that's just not sensible.

Common Sense University: Where thinking before speaking isn't considered a superpower.